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The Joke Thread!
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bob_brickman99
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I have some clock jokes - if you have the time 
Did you know that when a clock is hungry is goes back four seconds?
BTW, have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming...
The dentists favourite time is tooth-hurty!
Sorry for the bad puns, thanks for taking the TIME to read this
Did you know that when a clock is hungry is goes back four seconds?
BTW, have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming...
The dentists favourite time is tooth-hurty!
Sorry for the bad puns, thanks for taking the TIME to read this
byRick
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Alright so Cubes thinks he's got some jokes, huh? I'm about to blow your socks off.
It's worth the read!
It was my first day of kindergarden, my dad told me "Son, if you do great all year I'll buy you anything you want!" So I did amazing that year and I told my dad I wanted some tennis balls, so he got me some tennis balls.
First grade rolled around and it was time to get serious, my dad told me "Son, if you do great your entire elementary years I'll buy you anything you want!" So I did amazing all 5 years and I told my dad I wanted some tennis balls, he asked if I was sure and I said "Yup!" So he got me some tennis balls.
It came time for Middle School and things were getting real, my dad told me "Son, if you do great all through middle school I'll buy you anything you want!" So I did amazing all 3 years and at the end of 8th grade he said, "Son, I'm gonna keep to my promise and get you whatever you want. maybe a puppy? Or what about a new bike!" I told him "Naaah just get me some more tennis balls."
I was a freshman now and with college getting near I had to keep grades a priority. My dad told me "Son, if you keep a 4.0 GPA l I'll buy you anything you want!" So I got my 4.0 GPA and he told me, "Son, as you know you can get whatever you want. What about a car this time? You're old enough for some snazzy new wheels." I thought about his offer for a long time and then I told my dad "Dad, I know exactly what I want! Some more tennis balls please."
College was a breeze for me and after I graduated I got married and had my kids. Of course, my father grew old and as he lay there on his death bed he asked me to come closer. He said, "Son, what was with all those tennis balls? Is there something I'm missing? Are you hiding a punch line from me?"
I sat next to him and told, "No dad, there's no punch line."
It's worth the read!
It was my first day of kindergarden, my dad told me "Son, if you do great all year I'll buy you anything you want!" So I did amazing that year and I told my dad I wanted some tennis balls, so he got me some tennis balls.
First grade rolled around and it was time to get serious, my dad told me "Son, if you do great your entire elementary years I'll buy you anything you want!" So I did amazing all 5 years and I told my dad I wanted some tennis balls, he asked if I was sure and I said "Yup!" So he got me some tennis balls.
It came time for Middle School and things were getting real, my dad told me "Son, if you do great all through middle school I'll buy you anything you want!" So I did amazing all 3 years and at the end of 8th grade he said, "Son, I'm gonna keep to my promise and get you whatever you want. maybe a puppy? Or what about a new bike!" I told him "Naaah just get me some more tennis balls."
I was a freshman now and with college getting near I had to keep grades a priority. My dad told me "Son, if you keep a 4.0 GPA l I'll buy you anything you want!" So I got my 4.0 GPA and he told me, "Son, as you know you can get whatever you want. What about a car this time? You're old enough for some snazzy new wheels." I thought about his offer for a long time and then I told my dad "Dad, I know exactly what I want! Some more tennis balls please."
College was a breeze for me and after I graduated I got married and had my kids. Of course, my father grew old and as he lay there on his death bed he asked me to come closer. He said, "Son, what was with all those tennis balls? Is there something I'm missing? Are you hiding a punch line from me?"
I sat next to him and told, "No dad, there's no punch line."
Rick Astley
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My translation:¿Que tal Juxify? Soy Ceroria c:
Me encanta todos las bromas en este thread pero no tengo las bromas (Of my own)
I like turtles.
Ceroria
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More like..
What's up Juxify? I'm Ceroria c:
I love all the jokes on this thread, but I have no jokes of my own
therealhoogee
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Why was the elephant declined from boarding a British airways flight to Tokyo?
Because it's trunk was too heavy.
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Logical part
That's the only reason .
Obviously.
Otherwise.
He would've been perfectly eligible .
To enter a human passenger aircraft .
SECOND JOKE:
Jesus walked across the sea.
Moses parted the sea .
Jesus died from fall damage .
(Trooooll)
Because it's trunk was too heavy.
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Logical part
That's the only reason .
Obviously.
Otherwise.
He would've been perfectly eligible .
To enter a human passenger aircraft .
SECOND JOKE:
Jesus walked across the sea.
Moses parted the sea .
Jesus died from fall damage .
(Trooooll)
K
KiDD
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I got some jux for you.
:^DD
That's it
:^DD
That's it
