The Rap Battle Thread

[Blazerboy | Noah]

But we still don't know what you said the first time.

oh well i guess the world will never know.

 

[BurningFire213]

ok here i'll redo it

rice rice rice, it tastes so good
it makes young women and children brood
did i just use that word right? i can't tell.
i'll eat you for breakfast and send you off, farewell.

Blazer boy, more like gayer boy, I'm a slayer boy, I'll tear you up, limb from limb, so bad that you won't know dark from dim! See the fact of the matter is that I'm better than you, I beat you kid, through and through.

 

[CrimsonRed]

Blazer boy, more like gayer boy, I'm a slayer boy, I'll tear you up, limb from limb, so bad that you won't know dark from dim! See the fact of the matter is that I'm better than you, I beat you kid, through and through.

I'm going to burn this fire, call me Everdeen
I've got style and bars like the world has never seen
And how can you be better than the very best?
Word wrap-up your own verses, you're nothing but a mess

 

[Cinci | Kame]

I'm going to burn this fire, call me Everdeen
I've got style and bars like the world has never seen
And how can you be better than the very best?
Word wrap-up your own verses, you're nothing but a mess

Don't insult someone when you are much worse
While you live off the money in your mom's purse
I will stamp you in the ground full of mud
Until your body is streaming full of red blood

 

[CrimsonRed]

Don't insult someone when you are much worse
While you live off the money in your mom's purse
I will stamp you in the ground full of mud
Until your body is streaming full of red blood

At least I'm more grounded, and down to the earth.
It's a rap game, not some battle royale for nerds.
At least I'm not wasted, rotting in my momma's basement
So face it, you're just a faceless, tainted, lamest thing created

 

[Cinci | Kame]

At least I'm more grounded, and down to the earth.
It's a rap game, not some battle royale for nerds.
At least I'm not wasted, rotting in my momma's basement
So face it, you're just a faceless, tainted, lamest thing created

I admit, you have some creativity
you've proved it in the past impressively
Everyone around here knows its a rap game
But none of these raps will bring us to fame.

 

[CrimsonRed]

I admit, you have some creativity
you've proved it in the past impressively
Everyone around here knows its a rap game
But none of these raps will bring us to fame.

We rap for fun, not so we can get famous
Unless someone's verses somehow hits A-list
But that's a long shot, so let's have a ball
You're doing great Kame, and gg to all

 

[BurningFire213]

We rap for fun, not so we can get famous
Unless someone's verses somehow hits A-list
But that's a long shot, so let's have a ball
You're doing great Kame, and gg to all

CrimsonRed, more like CrimsonDead, I'll finish you in one verse, because my gift is a curse, so jot that down and put it in your purse, you're raps are hysterical and unlyrical, just stop rapping, and stick to napping.

 

[CrimsonRed]

CrimsonRed, more like CrimsonDead, I'll finish you in one verse, because my gift is a curse, so jot that down and put it in your purse, you're raps are hysterical and unlyrical, just stop rapping, and stick to napping.

Your gift is a curse? Well here comes a blessing
Because you don't know who the frack you're messing
I could stick to napping, I'll still beat you in my sleep
Hashtag wonthisbattle, I'll add that in my next tweet

 

[BurningFire213]

Your gift is a curse? Well here comes a blessing
Because you don't know who the frack you're messing
I could stick to napping, I'll still beat you in my sleep
Hashtag wonthisbattle, I'll add that in my next tweet

Ahh I got nothin gg
Wait jk

I ain't done,
This battles far from won,
For you
Get ready to get sued,
You say you got a blessing
Nah half the time you're just guessing
Probably using the internet for half your rhymes most of the time
I'm the heavy side of the teeter totter
You're cold water
Havin fun dude,
While I sit here and burn you
Go head diss me again,
I'm like a never ending letter I'll just keep going
And just like a rowboat I'll keep rowing and rowing
Get it dude, it's over
Now step back before I smack you to Andover

 

[Sage9597]

Ahh I got nothin gg
Wait jk

I ain't done,
This battles far from won,
For you
Get ready to get sued,
You say you got a blessing
Nah half the time you're just guessing
Probably using the internet for half your rhymes most of the time
I'm the heavy side of the teeter totter
You're cold water
Havin fun dude,
While I sit here and burn you
Go head diss me again,
I'm like a never ending letter I'll just keep going
And just like a rowboat I'll keep rowing and rowing
Get it dude, it's over
Now step back before I smack you to Andover

Roses are red.
grass is green
but weed is greener
I think about you when I touch my weiner

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Roses are red.
grass is green
but weed is greener
I think about you when I touch my weiner

Wow, there were many things wrong with that
That right there makes me wanna hit you with bat
I feel bad for burning, he must be embarrassed
Hearing you say that, is not something he cherished