The Rap Battle Thread

[BurningFire213]

Wow, there were many things wrong with that
That right there makes me wanna hit you with bat
I feel bad for burning, he must be embarrassed
Hearing you say that, is not something he cherished

I am kameron I am.

 

[Sage9597]

Wow, there were many things wrong with that
That right there makes me wanna hit you with bat
I feel bad for burning, he must be embarrassed
Hearing you say that, is not something he cherished

Ur mom is phat.
She looks like a cat
suck on my rat
Ur rhyme suk like a bat

 

[Toe]

Ur mom is phat.
She looks like a cat
suck on my rat
Ur rhyme suk like a bat

Hah, well that’s really cute
but I think I’m gonna need to give you the boot
So I hope you had fun, and you had a good time
But just remember that this city is mine!

 

[CrimsonRed]

Hah, well that’s really cute
but I think I’m gonna need to give you the boot
So I hope you had fun, and you had a good time
But just remember that this city is mine!

Soon this thread won't be the only thing that was dead
You've got some messed-up junk going on in your head
Call me a table cause I'm crushing this toe, man.
This is my city, you're nothing but a tow man.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Soon this thread won't be the only thing that was dead
You've got some messed-up junk going on in your head
Call me a table cause I'm crushing this toe, man.
This is my city, you're nothing but a tow man.

This thread was dead now its back
Time to show off all the skills you lack
So come at me you worthless little duck
Cause nothing you say, is worth a single F***

 

[Captain Sours]

This thread was dead now its back
Time to show off all the skills you lack
So come at me you worthless little duck
Cause nothing you say, is worth a single F***

Hello Kame,
Welcome to this thread.. But I'm the Captain,
You're spitting out of your ass, not your head,
You need to take a step back, chill for a second, relax,
Because you're gonna get beaten so hard, you'll have a fatal heart attack.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

Hello Kame,
Welcome to this thread.. But I'm the Captain,
You're spitting out of your ass, not your head,
You need to take a step back, chill for a second, relax,
Because you're gonna get beaten so hard, you'll have a fatal heart attack.

You may be a captain but I'm the boss
I've been here awhile, looking right across
So captain, I think its time you lost your little rank
Cause right now, you're walking off your own damn plank

 

[Captain Sours]

You may be a captain but I'm the boss
I've been here awhile, looking right across
So captain, I think its time you lost your little rank
Cause right now, you're walking off your own damn plank

So you're a boss, no you're lost,
Lost in your silly little head, you're trapped in the cogs,
Don't try too hard or you'll end up in a loss,
You see, battling the Captain is like fighting a tiger,
Back off for a while and then set you on fire,
Biting into your flesh, burns from a lighter,
Better watch out Kame.. oh look, it's Karma.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

So you're a boss, no you're lost,
Lost in your silly little head, you're trapped in the cogs,
Don't try too hard or you'll end up in a loss,
You see, battling the Captain is like fighting a tiger,
Back off for a while and then set you on fire,
Biting into your flesh, burns from a lighter,
Better watch out Kame.. oh look, it's Karma.

I can see you must have grown up in a cage
Counting is too hard for someone your age
4 lines is the limit for this thread, it isn't a chore
Let me help you, one, two, three, and four

 

[Captain Sours]

I can see you must have grown up in a cage
Counting is too hard for someone your age
4 lines is the limit for this thread, it isn't a chore
Let me help you, one, two, three, and four

I'm a reb-el, following the rules is something I ignore because one of my punches will make your face swell,
I can write however much I like because anyone that tells me I can't gets stabbed with my knife,
I aint afraid of no one, not Karma or Kame,
Because where I am from 4 lines is just a pussies game.

 

[Cinci | Kame]

I'm a reb-el, following the rules is something I ignore because one of my punches will make your face swell,
I can write however much I like because anyone that tells me I can't gets stabbed with my knife,
I aint afraid of no one, not Karma or Kame,
Because where I am from 4 lines is just a pussies game.

You want a fistfight alright that's what you'll get
a Left jab and a right cross is how you'll be hit
You think your knife will save you, nope check your pocket
By the time you look I took that knife and jabbed it in your eye socket
I can be a rebel too, I can write more lines,
Karma will get you son for all your treacherous crimes.

 

[CrimsonRed]

You want a fistfight alright that's what you'll get
a Left jab and a right cross is how you'll be hit
You think your knife will save you, nope check your pocket
By the time you look I took that knife and jabbed it in your eye socket
I can be a rebel too, I can write more lines,
Karma will get you son for all your treacherous crimes.

So this "rebel" here thinks he can overthrow this king
You're the most saddest rapping passive little thing
Your moment Kame and went, another one bites the dust
I oughta damn your own verses, they're criminal enough