Wish Corrupter!

[The_Soy_Man]

You get a cookie! But it only heals half a food bar

I wish to get a elephant named Jimmy

 

[The_Soy_Man]

Dang you Eashy Peashy

 

[EashyPeashy]

Hehe sowwy :C
You get your elephant but he sits on you.

 

[Daalexantor]

Y no wish peasy, i want to play this forum, but i cant if there is no wish

 

[Sollyhol]

You get to play on the forum, but your Internet is now forever broken.

I wish for a pizza!

 

[Daalexantor]

you get your pizza, but michalgalo stole it.

I wish for more wishes

 

[Sollyhol]

You get more wishes, but the expiration date for them was yesterday.

I wish to be as cool as a cucumber.

 

[Daalexantor]

you become as cool as a cucumber. However, you know have the IQ of a cucumber.

I wish for more cowbell

 

[Sollyhol]

Wish granted, you get a cowbell, but the bell part is broken

I wish I had a giraffe.

 

[Daalexantor]

you get a giraffe, only to find out its and elefant painted like a giraffe

I wish to play Super Smash Bros. 4 right now.

 

[The_Soy_Man]

You get super smash bros 4, but your favorite character isn't in it

I wish for a golden ticket

 

[BURRITOZ0123]

You get a giraffe, but it's head breaks through your roof.

I wish for an unbroken macbook pro to play minecraft.
PS Are these supposed to be our real wishes? ^ That is.