Survive the next user's attack!

[leMaCderp]

Males don't simply fall in love with males.
no homo

Next user's toe hits a wild tablestep.

 

[ExKing]

Males don't simply fall in love with males.
no homo

Next user's toe hits a wild tablestep.

Raikou is a pokemon.....

 

[leMaCderp]

But he has no gender :c

Continue.

 

[444russell444]

I wear toe padding -_-


You have hunger 10 for 10 minutes.

 

[leMaCderp]

I eat more.

Next person eats a taco made by darkrai202.

 

[ExKing]

But he has no gender :c

Continue.

OMG you really don't know anything about pokemon.

Anyways you died.

 

[OnlyMathias]

I get revived.

You have a heart attack.

 

[Spike11]

Heart attacks don't kill Spikes
Duh

Ate a poisened cookie, will die in 5, 4, 3, 2....

 

[OnlyMathias]

Blobs sadly can't be killed by Poison

You get broken.

 

[leMaCderp]

But I'm not me... wut... Dream.... Inception.

The next user gets bitten by a 4 year old girl.

 

[agentkiller158]

I have a spider in my pocket
Jumping off a plane without parachutes

 

[leMaCderp]

I land in water.

The next user gets hit by a flowerpot from 3 stories.