PSA: Do Not Eat Grenades!

[Jon | Lqzer]

I highly disagree. By all means keep consuming grenades! This is an ancient tradition and a wonderful practice. Here are the benefits of doing this!

- Grenades contain 4 vital vitamins and nutrients
- Grenades are all natural and organic
- Grenade-eaters have as high as a 10% chance of surviving!
- Grenades taste and look great, I prefer mine BBQed!
- Grenades help alleviate over-population.

As you can see, Grenades are healthy and safe! In fact, the Grenade I'm eating right now is very goo

Poor Kor never actually got to finish his delicious grenade because as you can see he got blown up mid sentence. >.<

 

[BritishShoop]

Jamal, are you familiar with Milosh the Russian Medic?